Chuck Norris once got hit by a train. Don’t worry…the train is okay.
Chuck Norris was once shot by a gun. The bullet said ouch.
The elephant man is what happens when you f*ck with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once attacked by a guy while he was sleeping. Needless to say, the burial for the guy is next week. You don’t attack Chuck Norris even in his sleep.
Hurricane Katrina was given the wrong name. It was actually Hurricane Chuck Norris.
…and Chuck Norris said, “Let there be light.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t do drugs, drugs do Chuck Norris.
Statistics say, there is nothing quicker than a rattle snake. Statistics forgot about Chuck Norris.
In Chuck Norris we trust.
All death can be linked back to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can look in the mirror, and shatter it for all the right reasons.
If the Grand Canyon could be more grand, it would be called Chuck Norris.
The angels are trying to sing like Chuck Norris.
Grizzly Bears are terrified when they step foot in Chuck Norris Country.
Chuck fought the law and the…Chuck won.
Chuck Norris is the answer to world peace. Too bad he loves war!

Chuck Norris once got hit by a train. Don’t worry…the train is okay.
Chuck Norris was once shot by a gun. The bullet said ouch.
The elephant man is what happens when you f*ck with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once attacked by a guy while he was sleeping. Needless to say, the burial for the guy is next week. You don’t attack Chuck Norris even in his sleep.
Hurricane Katrina was given the wrong name. It was actually Hurricane Chuck Norris.
…and Chuck Norris said, “Let there be light.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t do drugs, drugs do Chuck Norris.
Statistics say, there is nothing quicker than a rattle snake. Statistics forgot about Chuck Norris.
In Chuck Norris we trust.
All death can be linked back to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can look in the mirror, and shatter it for all the right reasons.
If the Grand Canyon could be more grand, it would be called Chuck Norris.
The angels are trying to sing like Chuck Norris.
Grizzly Bears are terrified when they step foot in Chuck Norris Country.
Chuck fought the law and the…Chuck won.
Chuck Norris is the answer to world peace. Too bad he loves war!

Chuck Norris once got hit by a train. Don’t worry…the train is okay.
Chuck Norris was once shot by a gun. The bullet said ouch.
The elephant man is what happens when you f*ck with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once attacked by a guy while he was sleeping. Needless to say, the burial for the guy is next week. You don’t attack Chuck Norris even in his sleep.
Hurricane Katrina was given the wrong name. It was actually Hurricane Chuck Norris.
…and Chuck Norris said, “Let there be light.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t do drugs, drugs do Chuck Norris.
Statistics say, there is nothing quicker than a rattle snake. Statistics forgot about Chuck Norris.
In Chuck Norris we trust.
All death can be linked back to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can look in the mirror, and shatter it for all the right reasons.
If the Grand Canyon could be more grand, it would be called Chuck Norris.
The angels are trying to sing like Chuck Norris.
Grizzly Bears are terrified when they step foot in Chuck Norris Country.
Chuck fought the law and the…Chuck won.
Chuck Norris is the answer to world peace. Too bad he loves war!

So I’ve been with my new boyfriend for about 3 months. My birthday was on March 14th and we were both on spring break and he told me he bought me an expensive bottle of Grey Goose vodka. He called me the day we were supposed to go back to school and said his brothers accidentally drank it.
But he promised me that he would buy me another bottle.
So two months go by and still no birthday present. I didn’t harrass him about it but I would drop subtle hints that he still hasn’t gotten me a birthday present.
Anywhoo…So I’m broke right now, and I asked him if he would buy me this hurricane harbor ticket for 30 dollars and told him this could be my bday present. He basically said he wasn’t going to do that and that it was doing to much to put in the effort. So I got upset. So my question is was I wrong to get mad? And what is his problem, should I let him go?

Only English language British or American TV series need to be considered.

This guy’s ex keeps stalking my twitter and copying what I do. Its been going on for quite some time. The guy and I don’t talk at all and she’s not leaving me alone. What’s her problem?

So I’ve been with my new boyfriend for about 3 months. My birthday was on March 14th and we were both on spring break and he told me he bought me an expensive bottle of Grey Goose vodka. He called me the day we were supposed to go back to school and said his brothers accidentally drank it. But he promised me that he would buy me another bottle.
So two months go by and still no birthday present. I didn’t harrass him about it but I would drop subtle hints that he still hasn’t gotten me a birthday present.
So I’m broke right now, and I asked him if he would buy me this hurricane harbor tickets for 30 dollars and told him this could be my bday present. He basically said he wasn’t going to do that and that it was doing to much to put in the effort. So I got upset. So my question is was I wrong to get mad? And what is his problem, should I let him go?
****I AM NOT A GOLD DIGGER AND I DO NOT CARE ABOUT MONEY! I JUST BELIEVE THAT IF YOU MAKE PROMISES YOU SHOULD STICK WITH IT. AND IF THIS SITUATION WAS REVERSED I WOULD DO IT FOR HIM….NO QUESTIONS ASKED.*****

Help me please with phrase?
I want to have a tatto. It will be phrase from film “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door”
The phrase is : “In heaven they only talk about the ocean and the sunset” – someting like that.
Help please to write this phrase without mistakes (ponctuation and any other).
After word ”heaven” must be comma???

I am of African American decent and I have about a 91 cumulative average for my entire high school career. I was in Key Club, Latin Club, and Freshman Council freshman year, Latin Club, and Sophomore Council Sophomore year, and I am a Junior in Big Brother Big Sister (a club where the upperclassmen engage with the lower class men), Latin Club, Archon (Community service specialized society), Yearbook, Junior Council, and Film Appreciation Club. I take two AP classes. Next year, I will definitely be in yearbook, and I hope to be President of Big Brother Big Sister. Over two summers, I volunteered at a banking and buisness coorperation. This summer, I hope to volunteer at two hospitals. I AM VERY WELL ROUNDED AND EXTREMELY WILLING TO WORK. Does this make up for my low SAT score? I plan on taking the ACT in June if that helps. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AND DETAILS. Most detailed response gets the win.

I know its kinda old. and i only remember one episode. This school had bad lunches and the kids got the lunch guy fired. so then this new lunch lady came and all the food was really good. but it turned out she was putting bug larvae in the food to grow in the kids.
And i think another episode was they got a new teacher and he was a frog person or something.
Can anyone help? Thanks!